What did Henny Youngman mean by: Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do? The doctor says, “Limp!” - Henny Youngman Copy
+ Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Communication, Cop, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Home, Homeless, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” “No, jump in!” Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Funny, Humor, Yelling, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position! Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Funny, Horse, Time, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ The patient says, “Doctor, it hurts when I do this.” “Then don’t do that!” Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Funny, Humor, Hurt, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ We were married for better or worse. I couldn’t have done better, and she couldn’t have done worse. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Marriage, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ Now, the band that inspired that great saying, “Stop The Music!!” Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Band, Funny, Humor, 0 - Henny Youngman
+ I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Henny Youngman, Funny, Motivational, Witty, 0 - Henny Youngman
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
I found when I was a child that if I put the hurt into words, it would go. - Jean Rhys Writer · Dominica
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
He who is or has been deeply hurt has a RIGHT to be sure he is LOVED. - Jean Vanier Philosopher and theologian
