What did Groucho Marx mean by: The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA Copy
+ Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera! Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Because Of You, Hey, Opera, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up. Feraz Zeid, March 9, 2023January 10, 2024, Groucho Marx, Humor, Sarcasm, Wit, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Friendship, Funny, Inspiration, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ There’s one way to find out if a man is honest – ask him. If he says, ‘Yes,’ you know he is a crook. Feraz Zeid, November 11, 2022January 10, 2024, Groucho Marx, Honest, Integrity, Trust, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That’s the price she has to pay. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Faces, Inspiration, Pay, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don’t let the men know. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Clever, Wisdom, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I’ve got a nickel in my pocket Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Inspiration, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Funny, Sarcasm, Sarcastic, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
A wife loves out of duty, and duty leads to constraint, and constraint kills desire. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. Explain - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Philosopher · Switzerland
Marriage is the flimsiest weapon against desire. You may as well take a pop-gun to a python. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them. - Jefferson Machamer
