What did Groucho Marx mean by: Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck’s terrible.) - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA Copy
+ Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. Feraz Zeid, May 8, 2023January 10, 2024, Groucho Marx, Divorce, Marriage, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Feraz Zeid, August 29, 2023December 29, 2023, Groucho Marx, Children, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Fear, Funny, Witty, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again. Feraz Zeid, July 16, 2023December 29, 2023, Groucho Marx, Story, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ There’s one thing I always wanted to do before I quit… Retire! Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Age, Retirement, Work, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ I’ll teach you to kick me…’ You don’t need to teach me–I already know how! Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Teach, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one’s fellow man. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Drinking, Inspiration, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I’ve got a nickel in my pocket Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Inspiration, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little. Explain - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Philosopher · Switzerland
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. Explain - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Philosopher · Switzerland
When a woman gives birth her waters break and she pours out the child and the child runs free. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
