What did Groucho Marx mean by: I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA Copy
+ I’ll teach you to kick me…’ You don’t need to teach me–I already know how! Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Teach, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. Feraz Zeid, January 24, 2023January 10, 2024, Groucho Marx, Pleasure, Smoking, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ I am a man and you are a woman. I can’t think of a better arrangement. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Marriage, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. Feraz Zeid, January 12, 2023January 10, 2024, Groucho Marx, Aging, Problem, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Funny, Humor, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Fear, Funny, Witty, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others. Feraz Zeid, June 12, 2023December 29, 2023, Groucho Marx, Humor, Others, Principles, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Art, Hands, Water, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
A wife loves out of duty, and duty leads to constraint, and constraint kills desire. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
Marriage is the flimsiest weapon against desire. You may as well take a pop-gun to a python. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them. - Jefferson Machamer
One study found that people who smile in childhood photographs are less likely to get a divorce. - Jenna McCarthy