What did Groucho Marx mean by: I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA Copy
+ With a little study you’ll go a long ways, and I wish you’d start now Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Inspiration, Wish, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, House, Watches, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ You’re heading for a breakdown. Why don’t you pull yourself to pieces? Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Breakdown, Inspiration, Pieces, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. Feraz Zeid, October 17, 2023December 29, 2023, Groucho Marx, Happiness, Necessary, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early. Feraz Zeid, September 14, 2023December 29, 2023, Groucho Marx, Boss, Humor, Time, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Funny, Humorous, Witty, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ My brother thinks he’s a chicken-We don’t talk him out of it because we need the eggs Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Brother, Inspiration, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Funny, Humorous, Witty, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
A wife loves out of duty, and duty leads to constraint, and constraint kills desire. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
Marriage is the flimsiest weapon against desire. You may as well take a pop-gun to a python. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them. - Jefferson Machamer
One study found that people who smile in childhood photographs are less likely to get a divorce. - Jenna McCarthy
