What did Groucho Marx mean by: I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA Copy
+ Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera! Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Because Of You, Hey, Opera, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Funny, Humorous, Witty, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. Feraz Zeid, September 26, 2023December 29, 2023, Groucho Marx, Animal, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Beer, Dancing, Drinking, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ I intend to live forever, or die trying. Feraz Zeid, March 16, 2023January 10, 2024, Groucho Marx, Death, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Form, Misery, Money, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. Feraz Zeid, August 22, 2023December 29, 2023, Groucho Marx, Book, Darkness, Friendship, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Funny, Happiness, Money, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
I never have wit until I am below stairs. [Fr., Je n’ai jamais d’esprit qu’au bas de l’escalier.] Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
I sighed; as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young. - Jeff Lindsay Author
The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese. - Jeremy Paxman Journalist · United Kingdom
When you lose the power to laugh, you lose your power to think straight. - Jerome Lawrence Playwright · USA
This is probably as bad a day as the court has had on social issues since Roe vs. Wade. - Jerry Falwell
