What did Groucho Marx mean by: Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera! Groucho Marx Comedian · USA Copy
+ Please accept my resignation. I don’t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member. Author, December 27, 2022December 25, 2024, Groucho Marx, Belonging, Rejection, Resignation, 0 Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? Author, January 17, 2024January 9, 2025, Groucho Marx, Humor, Institution, Marriage, 0 Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
With a little study you’ll go a long ways, and I wish you’d start now Author, January 17, 2024January 9, 2025, Groucho Marx, Progress, Study, Urgency, 0 Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
You’ve got a goal in life. I’ve got a goal. Now all we need is a football team. Author, January 17, 2024January 9, 2025, Groucho Marx, Ambition, Goal, Teamwork, 0 Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out. Author, January 17, 2024January 9, 2025, Groucho Marx, Balance, Critical thinking, Open-mindedness, 0 Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. Author, January 12, 2023December 25, 2024, Groucho Marx, Aging, Longevity, Perspective, 0 Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. Author, January 17, 2024January 9, 2025, Groucho Marx, Betrayal, Disappointment, Friendship, 0 Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. Author, May 19, 2023December 25, 2024, Groucho Marx, Deception, Honesty, Success, 0 Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
The highest art of the chess player lies in not allowing your opponent to show you what he can do. Garry Kasparov Chessplayer · Russia
Slowly but surly I want to strip her of every kind of happiness as to make a saint of her. Jean Genet Playwright · France
