What did Groucho Marx mean by: Go, and never darken my towels again. - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA Copy
+ It isn’t so much that hard times are coming; the change observed is mostly soft times going. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Hard Times, Prosperity, Society, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Feraz Zeid, August 29, 2023December 29, 2023, Groucho Marx, Children, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Funny, Humorous, Witty, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Book, Reading, Writing, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Form, Misery, Money, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Funny, Humorous, Witty, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, House, Watches, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Beer, Dancing, Drinking, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
I sighed; as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young. - Jeff Lindsay Author
The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese. - Jeremy Paxman Journalist · United Kingdom
When you lose the power to laugh, you lose your power to think straight. - Jerome Lawrence Playwright · USA
This is probably as bad a day as the court has had on social issues since Roe vs. Wade. - Jerry Falwell
Who thinks the law has anything to do with justice? It’s what we have because we can’t have justice. - William McIlvanney Author · Scotland
Man is a slow, sloppy and brilliant thinker; the machine is fast, accurate and stupid. - William Moore Kelly
Men’s happiness and misery depends altogether as much upon their own humor as it does upon fortune. Explain - François de La Rochefoucauld Writer · France
