What did Groucho Marx mean by: A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA Copy
+ A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. Feraz Zeid, September 26, 2023December 29, 2023, Groucho Marx, Animal, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. Feraz Zeid, May 8, 2023January 10, 2024, Groucho Marx, Divorce, Marriage, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I’ve got a nickel in my pocket Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Inspiration, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Speak, Worthwhile, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Design, Fool, Impossible, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Funny Love, Marriage, Wedding, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Funny, Happiness, Money, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. Feraz Zeid, August 22, 2023December 29, 2023, Groucho Marx, Book, Darkness, Friendship, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
Children enjoy the present because they have neither a past nor a future. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
I didn’t mind my own company as a child; I was happy playing alone in the sandpit. - Michael Leunig Cartoonist · Australia
I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children. - Michelangelo Artist · Italy
The only reason that they say, ‘Women and children first’ is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr Playwright · USA
Every artist, as child of his age, is impelled to express the spirit of his age. - Wassily Kandinsky Painter · Russia
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany