What did Groucho Marx mean by: A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA Copy
+ Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Brain, Open Minded, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Funny, Humorous, Witty, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ My brother thinks he’s a chicken-We don’t talk him out of it because we need the eggs Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Brother, Inspiration, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. Feraz Zeid, October 17, 2023December 29, 2023, Groucho Marx, Happiness, Necessary, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Form, Misery, Money, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. Feraz Zeid, January 24, 2023January 10, 2024, Groucho Marx, Pleasure, Smoking, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Groucho Marx, Funny, Marriage, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
+ If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again. Feraz Zeid, July 16, 2023December 29, 2023, Groucho Marx, Story, 0 - Groucho Marx Comedian · USA
Children enjoy the present because they have neither a past nor a future. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
I didn’t mind my own company as a child; I was happy playing alone in the sandpit. - Michael Leunig Cartoonist · Australia
I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children. - Michelangelo Artist · Italy
The only reason that they say, ‘Women and children first’ is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr Playwright · USA
Every artist, as child of his age, is impelled to express the spirit of his age. - Wassily Kandinsky Painter · Russia
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany