What did Greg Proops mean by: I wear glasses. That’s how you’ll know me. I am the speccy one…. And I am proud. - Greg Proops Copy
+ I think if you steal well, you’re a genius. If you copy badly, you’re a hack. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Greg Proops, Genius, Stealing, 0 - Greg Proops
+ People will really believe anything. You may have noticed this. It’s not just me. Look around. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Greg Proops, Believe, 0 - Greg Proops
+ White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you’re selling ice cream. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Greg Proops, Ice Cream, 0 - Greg Proops
+ If Iraq’s weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Greg Proops, Growth, Mass Destruction, 0 - Greg Proops
+ In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Greg Proops, Beautiful, Comedy, Our World, 0 - Greg Proops
+ Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Greg Proops, Country, Honesty, Irony, 0 - Greg Proops
+ I think comedy should be left up to the professionals, that way everyone’s safety is protected. Feraz Zeid, January 17, 2024January 17, 2024, Greg Proops, Safety, 0 - Greg Proops
Watch yourself all your life in a mirror and you’ll see Death at work like bees in a glass hive. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
Haitians don’t like to say they are hungry because we are proud. - Jean-Bertrand Aristide Politician · Haiti
I used to think marriage was a plate-glass window just begging for a brick. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
I feel good about the work I do on Survivor and am proud of my contribution. - Jeff Probst Host · USA
Al Jazeera is one entity that everyone across the Arab world watches. Arabs are proud of that. - Jehane Noujaim Filmmaker · Egypt
I am more proud of Hillary Clinton’s alt-right speech than any other moment on the campaign . - Jennifer Palmieri Strategist · USA
I am very short-sighted, and if I don’t like a situation I take my glasses off. - Jenny Eclair Comedian · England