What did George Carlin mean by: What if there were no hypothetical questions? - George Carlin Comedian · USA Copy
+ Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Funny, Reality, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Funny, Travel, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Without the laughs, the audience wouldn’t be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Audience, Comedian, Laughing, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ I’ve set my own rules to live by. The first one is: ‘Never believe ANYthing the government says.’ Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Believe, Government, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Death, Stupid, Suicide, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Did you ever look at your watch, and you look away… and you don’t know what time it is? Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Watches, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Feraz Zeid, December 6, 2022January 10, 2024, George Carlin, Groups, Stupid, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ I like my jokes to be built on a foundation of ideas, or at least smart observations. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Foundation, Ideas, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
I’ve taught, and the first thing I did when I taught art, was not to teach art. Explain - Louise Berliawsky Nevelson Sculptor · Ukraine
Appreciation of art is a moral erection, otherwise mere dilettantism. Explain - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
Lying is the only art form that the public sanctions and instinctively prefers to reality. Explain - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
Whatever the world condemns you for, make it your own. It is yourself. Explain - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
The liabilities are always 100 percent good. It’s the assets you have to worry about. Explain - Charlie Munger Business person
It’s stupid the way people extrapolate the past — and not slightly stupid, but massively stupid. Explain - Charlie Munger Business person
Film will only became an art when its materials are as inexpensive as pencil and paper. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
