What did George Carlin mean by: We get what we deserve. They are our elected officials. - George Carlin Comedian · USA Copy
+ We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass. Feraz Zeid, August 21, 2023December 12, 2023, George Carlin, Funny, Sarcastic, Witty, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Stupid, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ If you want to get rid of counterfeit money, put it in the collection plate at church. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Church, Money, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Funny, Witty, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Horse, Kids, Movie, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Keep Smiling, Rain, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Life is tough, then you die. Feraz Zeid, June 29, 2023December 12, 2023, George Carlin, Tough, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Funny, Sarcastic, Witty, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
I am not single and I’m not taken. I’m simply on reserve for one who deserves me. - Jeffree Star Entrepreneur · USA
People, the people we really love, where did they come from? What did we do to deserve them? - Mary Ruefle Poet · USA
Anybody who does not value what you have does not deserve your relationship. - Matthew Ashimolowo Pastor · Nigeria
In all countries, most of the time, official spokesman and official liar are the same thing! - Mehmet Murat Ildan Playwright and novelist · Turkey
The only thing worse than an opportunity you don’t deserve is blowing an opportunity. Explain - Michael J. Fox Actor · Canada
Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials. - Lewis Black Comedian · USA