What did George Carlin mean by: There’s no present. There’s only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin Comedian · USA Copy
+ If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Holiday, Stupid, Weekend, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Why is it called ‘after dark’ when it really is ‘after light’? Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Dark, Light, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ When people say “clean as a whistle”, they forget that a whistle is full of spit. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Funny, Humor, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Never give up on an idea simply because it is bad and doesn’t work. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Giving Up, Ideas, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? Feraz Zeid, June 21, 2023December 25, 2024, George Carlin, Criticism, Humor, Popularity, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Every day I break my own personal record for number of days I have been alive. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Alive, Numbers, Records, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don’t have as many people who believe it. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Atheism, Funny, Witty, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Why should it be illegal to sell something that’s perfectly legal to give away? Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Illegal, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. Explain - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
Focus on the future for 50%, on the present for 40%, and on the past for 10% - Masaaki Hatsumi Martial artist · Japan
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
There are certain moments when we might wish the future were built by men of the past. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
