What did George Carlin mean by: There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot. George Carlin Comedian · USA Copy
+ Your home is your refuge. Author, October 15, 2023January 2, 2025, George Carlin, Comfort, Safety, Security, 0 George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ The older you get, the better you realize you were. Author, June 26, 2023January 2, 2025, George Carlin, Nostalgia, Reflection, Self-awareness, 0 George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ I do something about the weather. I stay home. Author, June 24, 2023January 2, 2025, George Carlin, Control, Isolation, Weather, 0 George Carlin Comedian · USA
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don’t have as many people who believe it. Author, January 16, 2024January 9, 2025, George Carlin, Authority, Belief, Perception, 0 George Carlin Comedian · USA
We’ve learned how to make a living, but not a life. We’ve added years to life, not life to years. Author, January 16, 2024January 9, 2025, George Carlin, Fulfillment, Time, Work, 0 George Carlin Comedian · USA
The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is. Author, January 16, 2024January 9, 2025, George Carlin, Deception, Language, Truth, 0 George Carlin Comedian · USA
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff. Author, January 16, 2024January 9, 2025, George Carlin, Consumerism, Materialism, 0 George Carlin Comedian · USA
I’m in favor of personal growth as long as it doesn’t include malignant tumors. Author, January 16, 2024January 9, 2025, George Carlin, Health, Humor, Personal Growth, 0 George Carlin Comedian · USA
Art must make you laugh a little and make you a little afraid. Anything as long as it doesn’t bore. Jean Dubuffet Artist · France
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. Read explanation Jean Cocteau Artist · France
A man has made great progress in cunning when he does not seem too clever to others. Read explanation Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
If poverty is the mother of all crimes, lack of intelligence is the father. Read explanation Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
