What did George Carlin mean by: There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot. - George Carlin Comedian · USA Copy
+ Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, America, Fitness, Soul, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Holiday, Stupid, Weekend, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Feraz Zeid, July 14, 2023December 29, 2023, George Carlin, Failure, Success, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! – I hope I’ll be safe at home! Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Baseball, Home, Safe, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ All messages from Satan are played forward and are in standard American English. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Messages, Satan, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Dog, Funny, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ If black boxes survive air crashes – why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Airplane, Funny, Travel, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Death, Humorous, Suicide, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
I’ve taught, and the first thing I did when I taught art, was not to teach art. Explain - Louise Berliawsky Nevelson Sculptor · Ukraine
Appreciation of art is a moral erection, otherwise mere dilettantism. Explain - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
Lying is the only art form that the public sanctions and instinctively prefers to reality. Explain - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
Whatever the world condemns you for, make it your own. It is yourself. Explain - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
The liabilities are always 100 percent good. It’s the assets you have to worry about. Explain - Charlie Munger Business person
It’s stupid the way people extrapolate the past — and not slightly stupid, but massively stupid. Explain - Charlie Munger Business person
Film will only became an art when its materials are as inexpensive as pencil and paper. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
