What did George Carlin mean by: The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store. - George Carlin Comedian · USA Copy
+ If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Holiday, Stupid, Weekend, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Most people with low self-esteem have earned it. Feraz Zeid, July 16, 2023December 12, 2023, George Carlin, Humorous, Self-esteem, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ As far as I’m concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that’s worth believing. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Belief, Believe, Humorous, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Test of Metal: Will of Iron, Nerves of Steel, Heart of Gold, Balls of Brass. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Gold, Heart, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Funny, Sarcastic, Witty, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Without the laughs, the audience wouldn’t be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Audience, Comedian, Laughing, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ If we could just find out who’s in charge, we could kill him. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Comedy, Genuine, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ No one who has had “Taps” played for them has ever been able to hear it. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Stupid, Stupid People, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
There are two kinds of great power which can shake the earth: Mega earthquakes and big ideas! - Mehmet Murat Ildan Playwright and novelist · Turkey
Like the best convenience store in the world, / the mind is always open. - Leza Lowitz Poet and Yoga Teacher · Japan
I’ve always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians. - Gary Larson Cartoonist · USA
A reminder (Japan’s earthquake and tsunami) how flimsy our sophisticated modern world really is - George Alagiah
No one can argue any longer about the rights of women. It’s like arguing about earthquakes. - Lillian Hellman Playwright · USA
