What did George Carlin mean by: Religion is like a pair of shoes…..Find one that fits for you, but don’t make me wear your shoes. - George Carlin Comedian · USA Copy
+ All patriarchal societies are either preparing for war, at war, or recovering from war. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, War, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ People tell you to have a safe trip, as if you have some control over it. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Safe, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ By elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. Feraz Zeid, October 5, 2023December 26, 2023, George Carlin, Comedian, Honesty, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Feraz Zeid, September 10, 2023December 26, 2023, George Carlin, Funny, Witty, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Love, Opportunity, Wise, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely? Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Death, Persons, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client? Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Funny, Humor, Stupid, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist. Feraz Zeid, July 30, 2023December 12, 2023, George Carlin, Funny, Sarcastic, Witty, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. Explain - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Philosopher · Switzerland
When a woman gives birth her waters break and she pours out the child and the child runs free. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible. - Jeanne Calment Painter · France
