What did George Carlin mean by: Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did. - George Carlin Comedian · USA Copy
+ That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it. Feraz Zeid, June 4, 2023December 29, 2023, George Carlin, Believe, Dream, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Why is it called ‘after dark’ when it really is ‘after light’? Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Dark, Light, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ So far, this is the oldest I’ve been. Feraz Zeid, October 15, 2023December 26, 2023, George Carlin, Funny, Humor, Stupid, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Intention, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ We’ve learned how to make a living, but not a life. We’ve added years to life, not life to years. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Paradox, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ By elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. Feraz Zeid, October 5, 2023December 26, 2023, George Carlin, Comedian, Honesty, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ I’m in favor of personal growth as long as it doesn’t include malignant tumors. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Favors, Growth, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ He is dead now, but he meant well. Feraz Zeid, September 16, 2023December 26, 2023, George Carlin, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. Explain - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Philosopher · Switzerland
When a woman gives birth her waters break and she pours out the child and the child runs free. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible. - Jeanne Calment Painter · France
