What did George Carlin mean by: Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breaths away. - George Carlin Comedian · USA Copy
+ Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That’s just common sense! Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Funny, Sports, Stupid, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Everyone smiles in the same language. Feraz Zeid, June 16, 2023December 12, 2023, George Carlin, Funny, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. Feraz Zeid, June 19, 2023December 12, 2023, George Carlin, Funny, Love, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Divorce, Reality, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ A crazy person doesn’t really lose his mind. It just becomes something more entertaining. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Crazy, Entertaining, Mind, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ I don’t consider myself a cynic. I think of myself as a skeptic and a realist. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Realist, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ There are only two places in the world: over here and over there. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Funny, Witty, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love. - Jean Renoir Filmmaker · France
I came of age believing that, no matter what happened, I would always be able to support myself. - William J. Clinton Politician · USA
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. Explain - François de La Rochefoucauld Writer · France
The defects of the mind, like those of the face, grow worse with age. Explain - François de La Rochefoucauld Writer · France
Old age is a tyrant, who forbids, under pain of death, the pleasures of youth. Explain - François de La Rochefoucauld Writer · France
Youth is a circumstance you can’t do anything about. The trick is to grow up without getting old. - Frank Lloyd Wright Architect · USA
Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. - Franklin P. Adams Columnist · USA
There must be a day or two in a man’s life when he is the precise age for something important. - Franklin P. Adams Columnist · USA
