What did George Carlin mean by: If you want to get rid of counterfeit money, put it in the collection plate at church. - George Carlin Comedian · USA Copy
+ Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom. Feraz Zeid, June 29, 2023December 12, 2023, George Carlin, Age, Hell, Pay, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don’t have as many people who believe it. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Atheism, Funny, Witty, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Funny, Sarcastic, Witty, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Funny, Humor, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. Feraz Zeid, October 18, 2023December 26, 2023, George Carlin, Communication, Hate, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ So far, this is the oldest I’ve been. Feraz Zeid, October 15, 2023December 26, 2023, George Carlin, Funny, Humor, Stupid, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Time, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That’s just common sense! Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Funny, Sports, Stupid, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
When we lavish our money we rob our heir; when we merely save it we rob ourselves. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
I feel very at home in an empty church. I feel the most protected. It’s very mystical. - Jean Dujardin Actor · France
The money you have gives you freedom; the money you pursue enslaves you. Explain - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Philosopher · Switzerland
I sang in church at 5. When I saw the reaction, I knew what I wanted to do with my life. - Jenifer Lewis Actress
I was raised to have value for money, to have respect for money, even though you have a lot of it. - Jennifer Lawrence Actress
We can’t renew America unless more of us, I mean all of us, are willing to join churches. - William J. Clinton Politician · USA
Just as war is freedom’s cost, disagreement is freedom’s privilege. - William J. Clinton Politician · USA