What did George Carlin mean by: If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? - George Carlin Comedian · USA Copy
+ So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Aging, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it’s because at the moment they’re not actually dying. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Dying, Stupid, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Funny, Witty, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Funny, Money, Work, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? Feraz Zeid, June 26, 2023December 12, 2023, George Carlin, Funny, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ There may or may not be atheists in foxholes, but I’m certain there are none in the Ku Klux Klan. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Atheism, Doubt, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ In the ‘bullshit department’ a businessman can’t hold a candle to a clergyman. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Atheism, Bullshit, Clergymen, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Funny, Reality, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. Explain - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Philosopher · Switzerland
When a woman gives birth her waters break and she pours out the child and the child runs free. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible. - Jeanne Calment Painter · France
