What did George Carlin mean by: If you nail a tool shed closed, how do you put the hammer away? - George Carlin Comedian · USA Copy
+ If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten. Feraz Zeid, September 2, 2023December 24, 2023, George Carlin, Funny, Success, Witty, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. Feraz Zeid, June 19, 2023December 12, 2023, George Carlin, Funny, Love, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ We’ve cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. Feraz Zeid, June 25, 2023December 12, 2023, George Carlin, Air, Paradox, Soul, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ If black boxes survive air crashes – why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Airplane, Funny, Travel, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Never underestimate the role pretension plays when it comes to creating euphemistic language. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Creating, Roles, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ With humans it’s abortion, but with chickens it’s an omelet. Feraz Zeid, August 2, 2023December 12, 2023, George Carlin, Abortion, Chickens, Feminism, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid. Feraz Zeid, June 11, 2023December 12, 2023, George Carlin, Crazy, Stupid, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ The keys to America: The cross, the brew, the dollar, and the gun. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, America, Gun, Keys, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
Annexation is probably the most valuable tool a city has to ensure orderly growth and development. - Jeff Hawkins
Vicksburg is the nail head that holds the South’s two halves together. - Jefferson Davis Politician · USA
And that’s when I snapped up my left hand and smashed him in the face with the hammer I’d grabbed. - Jennifer Estep Author
Anyone can lose a few pounds, but not everyone has the tools to stick with it. - Jennifer Hudson Singer
The purpose of politics is to give people tools to make the most of their lives. - William J. Clinton Politician · USA
The nail doesn’t choose the time or the circumstances in which it is drawn to the magnet - William Maxwell Author · USA
