What did George Carlin mean by: If you live long enough, sooner or later everybody you know has cancer. - George Carlin Comedian · USA Copy
+ May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. Feraz Zeid, December 25, 2022January 10, 2024, George Carlin, Confusion, Evil, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely? Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Death, Persons, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Where do we get our values from? Feraz Zeid, September 25, 2023December 24, 2023, George Carlin, Values, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ The status quo sucks. Feraz Zeid, September 20, 2023December 24, 2023, George Carlin, Funny, Humor, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. Feraz Zeid, December 16, 2022January 10, 2024, George Carlin, Darkness, Moon, Night, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ We get what we deserve. They are our elected officials. Feraz Zeid, July 10, 2023December 12, 2023, George Carlin, Deserve, Officials, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ If a painting can be forged well enough to fool experts, why is the original so valuable? Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Experts, Fool, Painting, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Life is a near-death experience. Feraz Zeid, September 11, 2023December 24, 2023, George Carlin, Death, Funny Life, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. Explain - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Philosopher · Switzerland
I worked 22 years in the industry, and I noticed that operating systems get cancer with age. - Jean-Louis Gassee Entrepreneur · France