What did George Carlin mean by: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? - George Carlin Comedian · USA Copy
+ It’s never just a game when you’re winning. Feraz Zeid, October 26, 2023December 26, 2023, George Carlin, Funny, Sarcastic, Witty, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Keep Smiling, Rain, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Electricity is really just organized lightning. Feraz Zeid, June 5, 2023December 12, 2023, George Carlin, Funny, Sarcasm, Sarcastic, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Intention, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Circles, Team, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client? Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Funny, Humor, Stupid, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Funny, Sarcastic, Witty, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Divorce, Reality, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
What I like the best is when I can be still and not move. - Gary Kraftsow Yoga teacher and therapist · USA
