What did George Carlin mean by: If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success. - George Carlin Comedian · USA Copy
+ The god excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Questions And Answers, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ If you want to get rid of counterfeit money, put it in the collection plate at church. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Church, Money, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes…dies. Feraz Zeid, September 18, 2023December 24, 2023, George Carlin, Funny, God, Sarcastic, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Professional soldiers are people who die for a living. Feraz Zeid, September 30, 2023December 26, 2023, George Carlin, Humorous, Soldier, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Even in a fake democracy, people ought to get what they want once in a while. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Democracy, Fake, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ If people stand in a circle long enough, they’ll eventually begin to dance. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Circles, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Did you ever look at your watch, and you look away… and you don’t know what time it is? Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Watches, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Without the laughs, the audience wouldn’t be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Audience, Comedian, Laughing, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
What really matters is the name you succeed in imposing on the facts – not the facts themselves. - Jerome A. Cohen
My goal is not to create a circumstance in which no one fails, but one in which many will succeed. - Jerry Moran
If you wish to succeed in managing and controlling others – learn to manage and control yourself. - William J. H. Boetcker Minister
If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything. - William Lyon Phelps Professor · USA
I never knew whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his senses. - William Makepeace Thackeray Author · India
