What did George Carlin mean by: I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don’t have as many people who believe it. - George Carlin Comedian · USA Copy
+ I don’t have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Humorous, Stupid, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ If I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Honest, Humorous, Mind, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Hooray for most things! Feraz Zeid, September 8, 2023December 24, 2023, George Carlin, Stupid, Stupid People, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Irony deals with opposites; it has nothing to do with coincidence. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Coincidence, Irony, Opposites, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ No one ever says, ‘It’s only a game’ when their team is winning. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Funny, Humor, Team, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it’s because at the moment they’re not actually dying. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Dying, Stupid, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ I’ve set my own rules to live by. The first one is: ‘Never believe ANYthing the government says.’ Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Believe, Government, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist. Feraz Zeid, July 30, 2023December 12, 2023, George Carlin, Funny, Sarcastic, Witty, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
If thou beest ever so exact in thy morals, and not a worshiper of God, then thou art an atheist. - William Gurnall Clergyman · England
The divine is perhaps that quality in man which permits him to endure the lack of God. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
The less reasonable a cult is, the more men seek to establish it by force. - Jean-Baptiste Rousseau Poet · France
