What did George Carlin mean by: Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client? - George Carlin Comedian · USA Copy
+ Once the high priests and the traders took over, we were lost as a species. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Lost, Priests, Traders, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Funny, Humor, Stupid People, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Aging, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Singing is basically a form of pleasant, controlled screaming. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Form, Pleasant, Singing, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Everyone smiles in the same language. Feraz Zeid, June 16, 2023December 12, 2023, George Carlin, Funny, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ He is dead now, but he meant well. Feraz Zeid, September 16, 2023December 26, 2023, George Carlin, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ You live eighty years, and at best you get about six minutes of pure magic. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Magic, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette? Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Abortion, Funny, Religion, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
It’s stupid the way people extrapolate the past — and not slightly stupid, but massively stupid. Explain - Charlie Munger Business person
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
There is as much trickery required to grow rich by a stupid book as there is folly in buying it. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
Nothing sways the stupid more than arguments they can’t understand. - Jean Francois Paul de Gondi Clergy · France
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
