What did George Carlin mean by: Every day I break my own personal record for number of days I have been alive. - George Carlin Comedian · USA Copy
+ When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot’s hands. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Feet, Hands, Steps, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success. Feraz Zeid, October 6, 2023December 26, 2023, George Carlin, Anniversary, First, Succeed, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Pay, Work, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Marry an orphan: you’ll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Boring, Holiday, Law, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ All messages from Satan are played forward and are in standard American English. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Messages, Satan, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ If you’re looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else? Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Book, Helping, Self, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Ignorant, Leader, Selfish, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ The god excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Questions And Answers, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
I succeeded in bewitching a fair number and in being intoxicated with my mistakes. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr Playwright · USA
A philosopher is a fool who torments himself while he is alive, to be talked of after he is dead. - Jean le Rond d'Alembert Mathematician and physicist · France
History records the names of royal bastards, but cannot tell us the origin of wheat. - Jean-Henri Fabre Entomologist · France
I have a large number of cassettes, but I look at them mainly for reference purposes. - Jean-Luc Godard Filmmaker · France
History is not a suicide note — it is a record of our survival. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
