What did George Carlin mean by: Every day I break my own personal record for number of days I have been alive. - George Carlin Comedian · USA Copy
+ A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Funny, Hilarious, Witty, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ If honesty were suddenly introduced into American life, the whole system would collapse. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Collapse, Honesty, Philosophy, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ We created god in our own image and likeness! Feraz Zeid, September 14, 2023December 26, 2023, George Carlin, Atheism, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Horse, Kids, Movie, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. Feraz Zeid, October 18, 2023December 26, 2023, George Carlin, Communication, Hate, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. Feraz Zeid, June 19, 2023December 12, 2023, George Carlin, Funny, Love, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn’t think you would! Feraz Zeid, August 1, 2023December 12, 2023, George Carlin, Aging, Waiting, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That’s just common sense! Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Funny, Sports, Stupid, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
I succeeded in bewitching a fair number and in being intoxicated with my mistakes. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr Playwright · USA
A philosopher is a fool who torments himself while he is alive, to be talked of after he is dead. - Jean le Rond d'Alembert Mathematician and physicist · France
History records the names of royal bastards, but cannot tell us the origin of wheat. - Jean-Henri Fabre Entomologist · France
I have a large number of cassettes, but I look at them mainly for reference purposes. - Jean-Luc Godard Filmmaker · France
History is not a suicide note — it is a record of our survival. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
