What did George Carlin mean by: Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I’ve stayed alive. - George Carlin Comedian · USA Copy
+ We created god in our own image and likeness! Feraz Zeid, September 14, 2023December 26, 2023, George Carlin, Atheism, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Change, Funny, Money, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Funny, Running, Stupid, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. Feraz Zeid, December 25, 2022January 10, 2024, George Carlin, Confusion, Evil, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Love, Opportunity, Wise, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Why is it called ‘after dark’ when it really is ‘after light’? Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Dark, Light, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ I don’t consider myself a cynic. I think of myself as a skeptic and a realist. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Realist, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Censorship that comes from the outside assumes about people an inability to make reasoned choices. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Choices, Inability, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
I succeeded in bewitching a fair number and in being intoxicated with my mistakes. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr Playwright · USA
A philosopher is a fool who torments himself while he is alive, to be talked of after he is dead. - Jean le Rond d'Alembert Mathematician and physicist · France
History records the names of royal bastards, but cannot tell us the origin of wheat. - Jean-Henri Fabre Entomologist · France
I have a large number of cassettes, but I look at them mainly for reference purposes. - Jean-Luc Godard Filmmaker · France
History is not a suicide note — it is a record of our survival. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
