What did George Carlin mean by: But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn’t think you would! - George Carlin Comedian · USA Copy
+ Let’s not have a double standard. One standard will do just fine. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Double Standard, Fine, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains. Feraz Zeid, July 8, 2023December 12, 2023, George Carlin, Humorous, One Day, Rain, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Circles, Team, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ The ritual was very important to me: cleaning the pot, rolling the pot. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Cleaning, Important, Rolling, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ I’ve set my own rules to live by. The first one is: ‘Never believe ANYthing the government says.’ Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Believe, Government, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? Feraz Zeid, August 13, 2023December 12, 2023, George Carlin, Funny, Humor, Machines, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Never give up on an idea simply because it is bad and doesn’t work. Feraz Zeid, January 16, 2024January 16, 2024, George Carlin, Giving Up, Ideas, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
+ Hooray for most things! Feraz Zeid, September 8, 2023December 24, 2023, George Carlin, Stupid, Stupid People, 0 - George Carlin Comedian · USA
Don’t wait to be happy to laugh… You may die and never have laughed. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
It’s odd how people waiting for you stand out far less clearly than people you are waiting for. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It’s more often a succession of jerks. - Jean Rhys Writer · Dominica
The worst moment of any campaign is waiting for the sun to rise on the morning of the battle - Jeffrey Archer Author · England
