What did Fred Allen mean by: I’d rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four. - Fred Allen Comedian · USA Copy
+ I don’t want to own anything that won’t fit into my coffin. Feraz Zeid, October 5, 2023December 26, 2023, Fred Allen, Death, Funny, Humor, 0 - Fred Allen Comedian · USA
+ There are two kinds of jokes – funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes. Feraz Zeid, January 15, 2024January 15, 2024, Fred Allen, 0 - Fred Allen Comedian · USA
+ Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year. Feraz Zeid, January 15, 2024January 15, 2024, Fred Allen, Funny, Humor, 0 - Fred Allen Comedian · USA
+ A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it. Feraz Zeid, October 26, 2023December 26, 2023, Fred Allen, Human, Skins, Stories, 0 - Fred Allen Comedian · USA
+ After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins. Feraz Zeid, January 15, 2024January 15, 2024, Fred Allen, Aspirin, Money, Radio, 0 - Fred Allen Comedian · USA
+ An income tax form is like a laundry list – either way you lose your shirt. Feraz Zeid, January 15, 2024January 15, 2024, Fred Allen, Funny, Humor, Income, 0 - Fred Allen Comedian · USA
+ If the grass is greener in the other fellow’s yard- let him worry about cutting it. Feraz Zeid, January 15, 2024January 15, 2024, Fred Allen, Uplifting, Worry, 0 - Fred Allen Comedian · USA
+ Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. Feraz Zeid, July 2, 2023December 12, 2023, Fred Allen, Funny, Humor, Technology, 0 - Fred Allen Comedian · USA
If a handsome woman allows that another woman is beautiful, we may safely conclude she excels her. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
To how many girls has a great beauty been of no other use but to make them expect a large fortune! Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
I love dancing in general and making girls dance. My generation doesn’t do it enough. - Jean Dujardin Actor · France
O woman! thou wert fashioned to beguile: So have all sages said, all poets sung. - Jean Ingelow Poet · England
I had relationships with men as well as women. I wasn’t choosing; I didn’t think I had to. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
You have only one life to live, so live it without worrying about what others may think. - Jeanne Phillips Columnist
