What did Fred Allen mean by: Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year. - Fred Allen Comedian · USA Copy
+ An income tax form is like a laundry list – either way you lose your shirt. Feraz Zeid, January 15, 2024January 15, 2024, Fred Allen, Funny, Humor, Income, 0 - Fred Allen Comedian · USA
+ A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it. Feraz Zeid, October 26, 2023December 26, 2023, Fred Allen, Human, Skins, Stories, 0 - Fred Allen Comedian · USA
+ I don’t want to own anything that won’t fit into my coffin. Feraz Zeid, October 5, 2023December 26, 2023, Fred Allen, Death, Funny, Humor, 0 - Fred Allen Comedian · USA
+ There are two kinds of jokes – funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes. Feraz Zeid, January 15, 2024January 15, 2024, Fred Allen, 0 - Fred Allen Comedian · USA
+ Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great. Feraz Zeid, January 15, 2024January 15, 2024, Fred Allen, Cities, Funny, Humor, 0 - Fred Allen Comedian · USA
+ My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back. Feraz Zeid, January 15, 2024January 15, 2024, Fred Allen, Dull, Hometown, Tides, 0 - Fred Allen Comedian · USA
+ A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary. Feraz Zeid, January 15, 2024January 15, 2024, Fred Allen, Funny, Humor, Work, 0 - Fred Allen Comedian · USA
+ It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips. Feraz Zeid, January 15, 2024January 15, 2024, Fred Allen, Funny, Happiness, 0 - Fred Allen Comedian · USA
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. Explain - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Philosopher · Switzerland
When a woman gives birth her waters break and she pours out the child and the child runs free. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
