What did Fred Allen mean by: A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself. Fred Allen Comedian · USA Copy
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. Author, January 15, 2024January 9, 2025, Fred Allen, Exploration, Perspective, Travel, 0 Fred Allen Comedian · USA
My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back. Author, January 15, 2024January 9, 2025, Fred Allen, Absence, Dullness, Mundanity, 0 Fred Allen Comedian · USA
An income tax form is like a laundry list – either way you lose your shirt. Author, January 15, 2024January 9, 2025, Fred Allen, Frustration, Humor, Injustice, 0 Fred Allen Comedian · USA
It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips. Author, January 15, 2024January 9, 2025, Fred Allen, Health, Humor, Laughter, 0 Fred Allen Comedian · USA
+ I don’t want to own anything that won’t fit into my coffin. Author, October 5, 2023January 2, 2025, Fred Allen, Materialism, Mortality, Possessions, 0 Fred Allen Comedian · USA
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. Author, January 15, 2024January 9, 2025, Fred Allen, Discipline, Family, Self-defense, 0 Fred Allen Comedian · USA
+ Television is the triumph of machine over people. Author, July 18, 2023January 2, 2025, Fred Allen, Control, Society, Technology, 0 Fred Allen Comedian · USA
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins. Author, January 15, 2024January 9, 2025, Fred Allen, Financial struggle, Health, Humor, 0 Fred Allen Comedian · USA
Mirrors would do well to reflect a little more before sending back images. Jean Cocteau Artist · France
The same vices which are huge and insupportable in others we do not feel in ourselves. Read explanation Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
I never have wit until I am below stairs. [Fr., Je n’ai jamais d’esprit qu’au bas de l’escalier.] Read explanation Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France