What did Erma Bombeck mean by: When you look like your passport photo, it’s time to go home. - Erma Bombeck Column Author · United Copy
+ Cats invented self-esteem; there is not an insecure bone in their body. Feraz Zeid, December 14, 2023January 10, 2024, Erma Bombeck, Cat, Confidence, Self-esteem, 0 - Erma Bombeck Column Author · United
+ Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Feraz Zeid, July 4, 2023December 12, 2023, Erma Bombeck, Funny, Humorous, 0 - Erma Bombeck Column Author · United
+ When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out. Feraz Zeid, December 14, 2023January 10, 2024, Erma Bombeck, Discipline, Humor, Parenting, 0 - Erma Bombeck Column Author · United
+ Never have more children than you have car windows. Feraz Zeid, October 11, 2023December 26, 2023, Erma Bombeck, Funny, Witty, 0 - Erma Bombeck Column Author · United
+ You show me a boy who brings a snake home to his mother and I’ll show you an orphan. Feraz Zeid, December 14, 2023January 10, 2024, Erma Bombeck, Family, 0 - Erma Bombeck Column Author · United
+ There is so much to teach, and the time goes so fast. Feraz Zeid, August 19, 2023December 12, 2023, Erma Bombeck, Teach, 0 - Erma Bombeck Column Author · United
+ No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. Feraz Zeid, August 27, 2023December 24, 2023, Erma Bombeck, Motivation, Sleep, Women, 0 - Erma Bombeck Column Author · United
+ Bombeck’s Rug Rule: an ugly carpet will last for ever. Feraz Zeid, July 26, 2023December 12, 2023, Erma Bombeck, Ugly, 0 - Erma Bombeck Column Author · United
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
Every production of an artist should be the expression of an adventure of his soul. - W. Somerset Maugham Playwright and novelist · United Kingdom
The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese. - Jeremy Paxman Journalist · United Kingdom
When you lose the power to laugh, you lose your power to think straight. - Jerome Lawrence Playwright · USA
This is probably as bad a day as the court has had on social issues since Roe vs. Wade. - Jerry Falwell
Be careful going in search of adventure – it’s ridiculously easy to find. - William Least Heat-Moon Author
The open road is a beckoning, a strangeness, a place where a man can lose himself. - William Least Heat-Moon Author
