What did Erma Bombeck mean by: Never loan your car to anyone to whom you’ve given birth. - Erma Bombeck Column Author · United Copy
+ When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out. Feraz Zeid, December 14, 2023January 10, 2024, Erma Bombeck, Discipline, Humor, Parenting, 0 - Erma Bombeck Column Author · United
+ Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. Feraz Zeid, June 15, 2023December 12, 2023, Erma Bombeck, Witty, 0 - Erma Bombeck Column Author · United
+ Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart. Feraz Zeid, December 14, 2023January 10, 2024, Erma Bombeck, Women, 0 - Erma Bombeck Column Author · United
+ Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. Feraz Zeid, June 10, 2023December 12, 2023, Erma Bombeck, Car, Onions, 0 - Erma Bombeck Column Author · United
+ I used everything you gave me. Feraz Zeid, July 7, 2023December 12, 2023, Erma Bombeck, Inspirational Life, Meaning Of Life, 0 - Erma Bombeck Column Author · United
+ Never have more children than you have car windows. Feraz Zeid, October 11, 2023December 26, 2023, Erma Bombeck, Funny, Witty, 0 - Erma Bombeck Column Author · United
+ When humor goes, there goes civilization. Feraz Zeid, October 5, 2023December 26, 2023, Erma Bombeck, Happiness, Humor, Laughter, 0 - Erma Bombeck Column Author · United
+ Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. Feraz Zeid, December 14, 2023January 10, 2024, Erma Bombeck, Longevity, 0 - Erma Bombeck Column Author · United
A lofty birth or a large fortune portend merit, and cause it to be the sooner noticed. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law. - Jean-Louis Gassee Entrepreneur · France
Birth is a shipwreck, the mewling infant shored on unknown land. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
Many of us know more about the workings of our car than we do the reproductive cycle. - Jeannine Parvati Baker Midwife
I just feel rejuvenated in such a big way because of these race cars I get to drive. - Jeff Gordon Race car driver · USA
When you’re in a race car, you’re going through so many different emotions throughout that race. - Jeff Gordon Race car driver · USA
