What did Erma Bombeck mean by: Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck Column Author · United Copy
+ Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. Feraz Zeid, December 14, 2023January 10, 2024, Erma Bombeck, Comparison, Fame, Success, 0 - Erma Bombeck Column Author · United
+ When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out. Feraz Zeid, December 14, 2023January 10, 2024, Erma Bombeck, Discipline, Humor, Parenting, 0 - Erma Bombeck Column Author · United
+ A child needs your love most when he deserves it least Feraz Zeid, July 7, 2023December 12, 2023, Erma Bombeck, Children, Deserve, 0 - Erma Bombeck Column Author · United
+ Don’t worry about who doesn’t like you, who has more, or who’s doing what. Feraz Zeid, December 14, 2023January 10, 2024, Erma Bombeck, Acceptance, Comparison, Self-esteem, 0 - Erma Bombeck Column Author · United
+ The term ‘working mother’ is redundant. Feraz Zeid, June 5, 2023December 12, 2023, Erma Bombeck, Mother, 0 - Erma Bombeck Column Author · United
+ Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not. Feraz Zeid, October 19, 2023December 26, 2023, Erma Bombeck, Animal, Eggs, 0 - Erma Bombeck Column Author · United
+ It’s [motherhood] the biggest on-the-job- training program in existence today. Feraz Zeid, December 14, 2023January 10, 2024, Erma Bombeck, Motherhood, Parenting, 0 - Erma Bombeck Column Author · United
+ One meal a day is enough for a lion and would be for all of us if all we did all day was swat flies. Feraz Zeid, December 14, 2023January 10, 2024, Erma Bombeck, Lion, Sufficiency, 0 - Erma Bombeck Column Author · United
Poetry is a religion without hope, but its martyrs guarantee the eternal truth of its dogma. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
Art is a guarantee of sanity. That is the most important thing I have said. - Louise Bourgeois Sculptor · France
Relationship is an art. The dream that two people create is more difficult to master than one. - Miguel Angel Ruiz Author · Mexico
Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
A wife loves out of duty, and duty leads to constraint, and constraint kills desire. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
Marriage is the flimsiest weapon against desire. You may as well take a pop-gun to a python. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
You know that when I hate you, it is because I love you to a point of passion that unhinges my soul. - Jeanne Julie Eleonore de Lespinasse Salon hostess · France
