+ Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money. Feraz Zeid, January 4, 2024January 7, 2024, Dave Barry, Diets, Doctors, 0 - Dave Barry Author · USA
+ Database: the information you lose when your memory crashes. Feraz Zeid, September 24, 2023December 26, 2023, Dave Barry, Information, Memories, Technology, 0 - Dave Barry Author · USA
+ Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie. Feraz Zeid, August 30, 2023December 26, 2023, Dave Barry, Cookies, Fortune, 0 - Dave Barry Author · USA
+ WARNING: This is assuming your spouse’s name is Margaret. Feraz Zeid, July 19, 2023December 12, 2023, Dave Barry, Humorous, Warning, 0 - Dave Barry Author · USA
+ Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege. Feraz Zeid, January 4, 2024January 7, 2024, Dave Barry, Abuse, God, Stupid, 0 - Dave Barry Author · USA
+ The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it. Feraz Zeid, January 4, 2024January 7, 2024, Dave Barry, Numbers, 0 - Dave Barry Author · USA
+ The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. Feraz Zeid, January 4, 2024January 7, 2024, Dave Barry, Literature, Whales, 0 - Dave Barry Author · USA
+ You should not confuse your career with your life. Feraz Zeid, June 9, 2023December 12, 2023, Dave Barry, Career, Farewell, Work, 0 - Dave Barry Author · USA
Good laws lead to the making of better ones; bad ones bring about worse. Explain - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Philosopher · Switzerland
If you’re going to invest in an Internet stock, you must be a long-term investor. - Jeff Bezos Entrepreneur
I feel like in one year it’s very easy to go from Internet poster boy to Internet piсata. - Jeff Bezos Entrepreneur
I wouldn’t be surprised if history records Tim Berners-Lee as the second Gutenberg. - Jeff Bezos Entrepreneur
Web 1.0 was making the Internet for people, Web 2.0 is making the Internet better for companies. - Jeff Bezos Entrepreneur
I always work in a room where there’s no Internet to keep from being distracted so easily. - Jeffrey Eugenides Author