What did Daniel Tosh mean by: Real patriotism is realizing America sucks, but everywhere else is a thousand times worse. - Daniel Tosh Comedian · Germany Copy
+ I was drinking tea the other day, and I thought: they used to fight wars over this. Feraz Zeid, January 4, 2024January 7, 2024, Daniel Tosh, Drinking, Funny, War, 0 - Daniel Tosh Comedian · Germany
+ Maybe everyone doesn’t deserve a second chance. If I can be perfect why can’t you? Feraz Zeid, January 4, 2024January 7, 2024, Daniel Tosh, Perfect, Second Chance, 0 - Daniel Tosh Comedian · Germany
+ Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say ‘Thank you’ cause drugs are very expensive. Feraz Zeid, January 4, 2024January 7, 2024, Daniel Tosh, Drug, Kids, 0 - Daniel Tosh Comedian · Germany
+ Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely. Feraz Zeid, July 2, 2023December 12, 2023, Daniel Tosh, Mind, Wander, 0 - Daniel Tosh Comedian · Germany
+ Big, skinny, regular size it doesn’t matter as long as your young. Feraz Zeid, January 4, 2024January 7, 2024, Daniel Tosh, 0 - Daniel Tosh Comedian · Germany
+ Never trust anyone who buttons their top button. Feraz Zeid, August 12, 2023December 12, 2023, Daniel Tosh, Never Trust, 0 - Daniel Tosh Comedian · Germany
+ The hardest working person in showbusiness has never been or ever will be a ‘famous person’. Feraz Zeid, January 4, 2024January 7, 2024, Daniel Tosh, Hardest, Persons, 0 - Daniel Tosh Comedian · Germany
+ You can accept that things are awful and still have a sense of humor about it. Feraz Zeid, January 4, 2024January 7, 2024, Daniel Tosh, Acceptance, Awful, Sense Of Humor, 0 - Daniel Tosh Comedian · Germany
I’ve been racing a long time, and I realize you go through good streaks and bad streaks. - Jeff Gordon Race car driver · USA
The media really only pays attention to white people. I think America is really racist. - Jeffree Star Entrepreneur · USA
The entire exhibitions industry in the United States of America has filed for bankruptcy. - Jeffrey Katzenberg Film producer
When we realize we can stop being Jesus defenders, we can start being Jesus representatives . - Jen Hatmaker Author · USA
Today in America we are no more “post-racial” than we are “post-partisan.” We have a long way to go. - Jennifer Granholm Politician · USA
I very much own the fact that I’m a misfit. The Internet makes everyone realize they’re screwed up. - Jenny Lawson Author