What did Dane Cook mean by: I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian. - Dane Cook Comedian · USA Copy
+ Some people have constipation of the brain but their mouth has the runs. Feraz Zeid, January 4, 2024January 7, 2024, Dane Cook, Brain, Running, 0 - Dane Cook Comedian · USA
+ Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke. Feraz Zeid, October 26, 2023December 26, 2023, Dane Cook, Jokes, 0 - Dane Cook Comedian · USA
+ I’m focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more. Feraz Zeid, January 4, 2024January 7, 2024, Dane Cook, Health, 0 - Dane Cook Comedian · USA
+ I say God bless you… I don’t say bless you… I’m not the Lord. I can’t do that… Feraz Zeid, January 4, 2024January 7, 2024, Dane Cook, Lord, 0 - Dane Cook Comedian · USA
+ Quote/Unquote and you can quote me on the quote/unquote. Feraz Zeid, October 9, 2023December 26, 2023, Dane Cook, God, 0 - Dane Cook Comedian · USA
+ When you swear to God, its true … right now God is watching and saying, this is true. Feraz Zeid, January 4, 2024January 7, 2024, Dane Cook, Right Now, Swear, 0 - Dane Cook Comedian · USA
+ I live my life like there’s no yesterday. Feraz Zeid, September 4, 2023December 26, 2023, Dane Cook, Living My Life, 0 - Dane Cook Comedian · USA
+ Sometimes the only solution is figuring out a bigger problem to focus on. Feraz Zeid, January 4, 2024January 7, 2024, Dane Cook, Focus, Problem, 0 - Dane Cook Comedian · USA
But I will say that most comedians are the saddest people I know. That is the biggest paradox to me. - Jean Reno
A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things. - Jeff Dunham Ventriloquist
Being a professional comedian is doing it right and good, when you don’t feel like it. - Franklyn Ajaye Comedian
A comedian who starts talking to himself becomes his own audience. This is fatal. - Fred Allen Comedian · USA
What happens after you die? Lot’s of things happen after you die – they just don’t involve you - Louis C. K. Comedian · USA
I don’t stop eating when I’m full. The meal isn’t over when I’m full. It’s over when I hate myself. - Louis C. K. Comedian · USA
The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his . - W. C. Fields
