Cathy Guisewite Quote Explained: Breaking up: It's so easy to return their possessions, but so hard to get our brain cells back.

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Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material.

Cartoonist

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I’ve found it’s better to talk to the machine and hang up if I get the person.

- Cathy Guisewite

Cartoonist

· USA

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There are only two secrets to a slimmer shape … High heels and shoulder pads!

- Cathy Guisewite

Cartoonist

· USA

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After 14 years of dieting, there are only two things I’ve never lost. Hope and weight.

- Cathy Guisewite

Cartoonist

· USA

Dieting

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The story of a mother’s life: Trapped between a scream and a hug.

- Cathy Guisewite

Cartoonist

· USA

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Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you’ve already got.

- Cathy Guisewite

Cartoonist

· USA

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I’d love to see more equal representation of female and male cartoonists on the comics page.

- Cathy Guisewite

Cartoonist

· USA

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So often, happiness is the extent to which we balance our grandiose expectations with reality.

- Cathy Guisewite

Cartoonist

· USA

Breaking up: It’s so easy to return their possessions, but so hard to get our brain cells back.

Breaking up: It’s so easy to return their possessions, but so hard to get our brain cells back.

Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material.

I’ve found it’s better to talk to the machine and hang up if I get the person.

There are only two secrets to a slimmer shape … High heels and shoulder pads!

After 14 years of dieting, there are only two things I’ve never lost. Hope and weight.

The story of a mother’s life: Trapped between a scream and a hug.

Sometimes the best Christmas present is remembering what you’ve already got.

I’d love to see more equal representation of female and male cartoonists on the comics page.

So often, happiness is the extent to which we balance our grandiose expectations with reality.

Expect neither reward nor beatitude. Return noble waves for ignoble.

I’m convinced that art and science activate the same parts of the brain.

All the brains in the world are powerless against the sort of stupidity that is in fashion.

Your brain has one function-to do exactly what you tell it to do.

Staying in a marriage without love is like serving a life sentence with an incompatible cell mate.

A train will bring you back to the place you came from, but it will not return you home.

I think we have the attention span of a gnat. You know, with cell phones and Twitter.

We are our brains. My brain is talking to your brain; our bodies are hanging along for the ride.

Breaking up: It’s so easy to return their possessions, but so hard to get our brain cells back.

Breaking up: It’s so easy to return their possessions, but so hard to get our brain cells back.

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