What did Bob Monkhouse mean by: Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money. - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England Copy
+ I know I’m a sinner, but make me a winner! Feraz Zeid, September 16, 2023December 24, 2023, Bob Monkhouse, Sinner, Winner, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to? Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Bob Monkhouse, Boards, Drawing, Inventor, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ I’d never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much. Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Bob Monkhouse, House, Wife, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one’s laughing now Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Bob Monkhouse, Comedian, Laughing, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted. Feraz Zeid, August 26, 2023December 24, 2023, Bob Monkhouse, Funny, Humor, Silence, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now. Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Bob Monkhouse, Clever, Funny, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ I’d like to die like my old dad, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like his passengers. Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Bob Monkhouse, Dad, Passengers, Sleep, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap. Feraz Zeid, July 12, 2023December 12, 2023, Bob Monkhouse, Funny Relationship, Horse, Wife, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
To how many girls has a great beauty been of no other use but to make them expect a large fortune! Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
I love dancing in general and making girls dance. My generation doesn’t do it enough. - Jean Dujardin Actor · France
[to a teenage girl] Resolve to be economically independent before you marry anyone. - Jeanne Phillips Columnist
girls forbidden to dance would only attract husbands with bad complexions and sunken chests. - Jeffrey Eugenides Author
