What did Bob Monkhouse mean by: I’d like to die like my old dad, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England Copy
+ I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one’s laughing now Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Bob Monkhouse, Comedian, Laughing, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest. Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Bob Monkhouse, Investment, Pay, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ I know I’m a sinner, but make me a winner! Feraz Zeid, September 16, 2023December 24, 2023, Bob Monkhouse, Sinner, Winner, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money. Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Bob Monkhouse, Girl, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted. Feraz Zeid, August 26, 2023December 24, 2023, Bob Monkhouse, Funny, Humor, Silence, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to? Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Bob Monkhouse, Boards, Drawing, Inventor, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap. Feraz Zeid, July 12, 2023December 12, 2023, Bob Monkhouse, Funny Relationship, Horse, Wife, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ I’d never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much. Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Bob Monkhouse, House, Wife, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
Life is a kind of sleep: old men sleep longest, nor begin to wake but when they are to die. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
Remorse sleeps during prosperity but awakes bitter consciousness during adversity. Explain - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Philosopher · Switzerland
Remorse sleeps during a prosperous period but wakes up in adversity. Explain - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Philosopher · Switzerland
My eyes feel all soft, all soft as flesh. I’m going to sleep. Explain - Jean-Paul Sartre Philosopher · France
You can’t all of a sudden go to sleep one night and wake up Martha Stewart. It’s bit by bit by bit. - Jen Lancaster Author · USA
I never sleep on the plane. I have to be awake and using my mind power to keep it in the air - Jen Lancaster Author · USA
