What did Bob Monkhouse mean by: I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap. - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England Copy
+ I’d like to die like my old dad, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like his passengers. Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Bob Monkhouse, Dad, Passengers, Sleep, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ I know I’m a sinner, but make me a winner! Feraz Zeid, September 16, 2023December 24, 2023, Bob Monkhouse, Sinner, Winner, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to? Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Bob Monkhouse, Boards, Drawing, Inventor, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now. Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Bob Monkhouse, Clever, Funny, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted. Feraz Zeid, August 26, 2023December 24, 2023, Bob Monkhouse, Funny, Humor, Silence, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one’s laughing now Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Bob Monkhouse, Comedian, Laughing, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ I’d never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much. Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Bob Monkhouse, House, Wife, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ Growing old is compulsory – growing up is optional. Feraz Zeid, June 1, 2023January 10, 2024, Bob Monkhouse, Funny, Growing Up, Humor, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children. - Michelangelo Artist · Italy
A wife loves out of duty, and duty leads to constraint, and constraint kills desire. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
You’re in a horse race but you’re thinking like a sheep. Sheep don’t win horse races. - Jeannette Walls Journalist · USA
Horses are a mirror of who you are. They’re emotionally dependent on you. - Jeannette Walls Journalist · USA
My wife holds the kite strings that let me go ‘weeeeeee’, then she reels me back in. - Jeff Bridges Actor · USA
Horses are like giant possums that you can ride and they stare at you and have terrifying boners - Jeffrey Rowland
I’m not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I’m not physically capable. - Jeremy Clarkson Television presenter · England
