What did Bob Monkhouse mean by: Growing old is compulsory – growing up is optional. - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England Copy
+ Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money. Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Bob Monkhouse, Girl, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ I can still enjoy sex at 74 – I live at 75, so it’s no distance. Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Bob Monkhouse, Distance, Funny, Sex, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to? Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Bob Monkhouse, Boards, Drawing, Inventor, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap. Feraz Zeid, July 12, 2023December 12, 2023, Bob Monkhouse, Funny Relationship, Horse, Wife, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest. Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Bob Monkhouse, Investment, Pay, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ I’d like to die like my old dad, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like his passengers. Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Bob Monkhouse, Dad, Passengers, Sleep, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now. Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Bob Monkhouse, Clever, Funny, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
+ I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one’s laughing now Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Bob Monkhouse, Comedian, Laughing, 0 - Bob Monkhouse Writer · England
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities. - Jean Cocteau Artist · France
The Opera is obviously the first draft of a fine spectacle; it suggests the idea of one. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The court is like a palace of marble; it’s composed of people very hard and very polished. Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity. - Jean Paul Writer · Germany
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists. - Jean Rostand Biologist · France
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. Explain - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Philosopher · Switzerland
When a woman gives birth her waters break and she pours out the child and the child runs free. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
