What did Billy Connolly mean by: Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. - Billy Connolly Comedian · Scotland Copy
+ Don’t work out, work in. Feraz Zeid, June 3, 2023December 12, 2023, Billy Connolly, Work Out, 0 - Billy Connolly Comedian · Scotland
+ Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn’t too nice a thing to do. Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Billy Connolly, Children, Wife, 0 - Billy Connolly Comedian · Scotland
+ Outgrew the media… The negativity felt like a disease. Feraz Zeid, October 13, 2023December 26, 2023, Billy Connolly, Disease, Media, Negativity, 0 - Billy Connolly Comedian · Scotland
+ It’s my mind, and I reserve the right to change it as often as I like. Explain Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Billy Connolly, Mind, Reserves, 0 - Billy Connolly Comedian · Scotland
+ I love fishing. It’s transcendental meditation with a punchline. Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Billy Connolly, Lakes, Rivers, Sea, 0 - Billy Connolly Comedian · Scotland
+ There’s no such thing as bad weather – only the wrong clothes. Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Billy Connolly, Adventure, Being Happy, Running, 0 - Billy Connolly Comedian · Scotland
+ Never run with scissors or other pointy objects. Feraz Zeid, June 25, 2023December 12, 2023, Billy Connolly, Objects, Running, 0 - Billy Connolly Comedian · Scotland
+ The more you know the less the better. Feraz Zeid, September 27, 2023December 26, 2023, Billy Connolly, 0 - Billy Connolly Comedian · Scotland
Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
A wife loves out of duty, and duty leads to constraint, and constraint kills desire. - Jean Giraudoux Playwright · France
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. Explain - Jean-Jacques Rousseau Philosopher · Switzerland
Marriage is the flimsiest weapon against desire. You may as well take a pop-gun to a python. - Jeanette Winterson Author · England
Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them. - Jefferson Machamer