What did Bill Maher mean by: Your fuselage shouldn’t open more easily than your pretzel bag. - Bill Maher Comedian · USA Copy
+ I’ll show you Obama’s birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin’s high school diploma. Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Bill Maher, Birth, School, 0 - Bill Maher Comedian · USA
+ If a President must constantly remind the people that we’re at war, then we’re not. Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Bill Maher, President, War, 0 - Bill Maher Comedian · USA
+ Stand-up is great because I can get everything off my chest. Feraz Zeid, June 8, 2023December 12, 2023, Bill Maher, Because I Can, 0 - Bill Maher Comedian · USA
+ There’s no greater model, in my view, than Jesus Christ. Feraz Zeid, June 16, 2023December 12, 2023, Bill Maher, Christ, Jesus, 0 - Bill Maher Comedian · USA
+ The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: At some point, a pit bull does stop whining. Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Bill Maher, Difference, Hockey, Mom, 0 - Bill Maher Comedian · USA
+ Between Ron Paul and Rick Perry, I think the lesson is don’t get sick in Texas. Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Bill Maher, Sick, Texas, 0 - Bill Maher Comedian · USA
+ If you think you have it tough, read history books. Feraz Zeid, October 26, 2023December 26, 2023, Bill Maher, Book, Coffee, 0 - Bill Maher Comedian · USA
+ You can’t claim you’re for peace if you’re not willing to disturb it. Feraz Zeid, December 28, 2023January 10, 2024, Bill Maher, Willing, 0 - Bill Maher Comedian · USA
I think I’m right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham Financier
I can’t multiply myself out of a paper bag. But when it comes to roots, I’m your man. - Jerry Newport
Rather than munching on a bag of potato chips, stick to fresh fruit and veggies. - Mehmet Oz Cardiothoracic surgeon · Turkey
The cat which isn’t let out of the bag often becomes a skeleton in the cupboard. - Geoffrey Madan Writer · England
Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams, Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats Poet · Ireland
