What did Barry Davies mean by: The substitutes are all on the bench, and that’s where they’ll start the match. - Barry Davies Commentator Copy
Art’s only concern with the real is to abolish it, and to substitute for it a new reality - Jean Rousset
In football everything is complicated by the presence of the opposite team. Explain - Jean-Paul Sartre Philosopher · France
Chris Porter scored his first league goal last week, and he’s done the same this week. - Jeff Stelling
The best thing about football is that the rules are so simple. Anyone can play anywhere. - Jermain Defoe Professional soccer player · England
I feel 21. I’ve looked after myself and take my football seriously. - Jermain Defoe Professional soccer player · England
I’m just a seasonal guy. Basketball, football, baseball, boxing, golf. Give it to me all the time. - Jerry Ferrara
I haven’t heard from Elvis since his daughter married Michael Jackson. I think it killed him. - Jerry Glanville