Spike Milligan Quotes

Comedian
United Kingdom
1918

11 Best Spike Milligan Quotes

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024, Spike Milligan, Chance, Money, Saving, 0

- Spike Milligan

Comedian

· United Kingdom

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I’ll draw a sketch of thee. What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B? Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024, Spike Milligan, 0

- Spike Milligan

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· United Kingdom

Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024, Spike Milligan, Funny, Happiness, 0

- Spike Milligan

Comedian

· United Kingdom

One day the “Don’t Knows” will get in and then where will we be? Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024, Spike Milligan, Funny, Humor, One Day, 0

- Spike Milligan

Comedian

· United Kingdom

Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024, Spike Milligan, Friendship, Funny, 0

- Spike Milligan

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· United Kingdom

Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024, Spike Milligan, Children, Dog, Funny, 0

- Spike Milligan

Comedian

· United Kingdom

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024, Spike Milligan, Laughing, Singing, 0

- Spike Milligan

Comedian

· United Kingdom

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024, Spike Milligan, Beautiful, Beauty, Eye, 0

- Spike Milligan

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· United Kingdom

If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024, Spike Milligan, Die, Hunger, 0

- Spike Milligan

Comedian

· United Kingdom

Die
Hunger

Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024, Spike Milligan, Agony, Speak, 0

- Spike Milligan

Comedian

· United Kingdom

Agony
Speak

Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg. Feraz Zeid, January 3, 2024, Spike Milligan, Cynical, Eggs, Politics, 0

- Spike Milligan

Comedian

· United Kingdom

Other People

Comedian

· USA

1964

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· USA

1983

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· Australia

1970

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1957

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