Darby Conley Quotes

It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.

- Kin Hubbard

Cartoonist

· USA

• Poor
• Poverty

I gave up on ever trying to get ‘my way.’ I barely knew it existed.

- Roz Chast

Cartoonist

• Gave Up

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.

- Kin Hubbard

Cartoonist

· USA

• Kitchen
• Thanksgiving

When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.

- Kin Hubbard

Cartoonist

· USA

• Conformity
• Moral
• Opinion

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

- Charles M. Schulz

Cartoonist

· USA

• Lonely
• Love
• Relationships

A sympathizer is a fellow that’s for you as long as it doesn’t cost anything.

- Kin Hubbard

Cartoonist

· USA

• Cost
• Sympathy

Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people’s hard work is rewarding and faster.

- Scott Adams

Cartoonist

· USA

• Credit
• Hard Work

I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.

- Scott Adams

Cartoonist

· USA

• Dumb
• Funny
• Stupidity

There’s some brain damage, but it may be that very brain damage that allows me to do the work I do.

- Jules Feiffer

Cartoonist

• Brain
• Damage

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

- Scott Adams

Cartoonist

· USA

• Business
• Difference