What did Artie Lange mean by: Comedians, we’re just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine. - Artie Lange Actor · USA Copy
+ It’s good to be alive. Feraz Zeid, September 8, 2023December 26, 2023, Artie Lange, Alive, 0 - Artie Lange Actor · USA
+ Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time. Feraz Zeid, January 9, 2024January 9, 2024, Artie Lange, Sad, Vegas, 0 - Artie Lange Actor · USA
+ Don’t do drugs to be cool, do ’em because you hate yourself. Feraz Zeid, June 15, 2023December 12, 2023, Artie Lange, Drug, Ems, Hate, 0 - Artie Lange Actor · USA
+ It’s not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it’s just drugs. Feraz Zeid, January 9, 2024January 9, 2024, Artie Lange, Drug, Problem, Running, 0 - Artie Lange Actor · USA
+ The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don’t drink in moderation. Feraz Zeid, January 9, 2024January 9, 2024, Artie Lange, Drink, Drinking, 0 - Artie Lange Actor · USA
+ The only reason I can’t recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off. Feraz Zeid, January 9, 2024January 9, 2024, Artie Lange, Kids, 0 - Artie Lange Actor · USA
+ My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be. Feraz Zeid, July 26, 2023December 12, 2023, Artie Lange, Dad, Mind, 0 - Artie Lange Actor · USA
+ When you’re on the road a lot, you’re in perpetual search of a good night’s sleep. Feraz Zeid, January 9, 2024January 9, 2024, Artie Lange, Good Night, Night, Sleep, 0 - Artie Lange Actor · USA
But I will say that most comedians are the saddest people I know. That is the biggest paradox to me. - Jean Reno
A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things. - Jeff Dunham Ventriloquist
Being a professional comedian is doing it right and good, when you don’t feel like it. - Franklyn Ajaye Comedian
A comedian who starts talking to himself becomes his own audience. This is fatal. - Fred Allen Comedian · USA
What happens after you die? Lot’s of things happen after you die – they just don’t involve you - Louis C. K. Comedian · USA
I don’t stop eating when I’m full. The meal isn’t over when I’m full. It’s over when I hate myself. - Louis C. K. Comedian · USA
The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his . - W. C. Fields
