What did Anthony Jeselnik mean by: The best way to break up with a girl is like I’m taking off a band-aid. Slowly and in the shower. - Anthony Jeselnik Comedian · USA Copy
+ I was always fascinated by forbidden things people didn’t want to talk about, like death. Feraz Zeid, January 9, 2024January 9, 2024, Anthony Jeselnik, Death, 0 - Anthony Jeselnik Comedian · USA
+ I love anyone who surprises me and makes me laugh. Feraz Zeid, August 9, 2023December 12, 2023, Anthony Jeselnik, Laughing, Surprise, 0 - Anthony Jeselnik Comedian · USA
+ Father’s Day makes me wish I could talk to my Dad just one more time, instead of all the time. Feraz Zeid, January 9, 2024January 9, 2024, Anthony Jeselnik, Dad, Father, Wish, 0 - Anthony Jeselnik Comedian · USA
+ My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person… so I can get a better girlfriend. Feraz Zeid, January 9, 2024January 9, 2024, Anthony Jeselnik, Funny, Girlfriend, Humor, 0 - Anthony Jeselnik Comedian · USA
+ I feel like every first episode of a TV show is bad, you know, and it always improves. Feraz Zeid, January 9, 2024January 9, 2024, Anthony Jeselnik, 0 - Anthony Jeselnik Comedian · USA
+ My dad was amazing. He raised five boys. All by himself. Without the rest of us knowing. Feraz Zeid, January 9, 2024January 9, 2024, Anthony Jeselnik, Boys, Dad, Knowing, 0 - Anthony Jeselnik Comedian · USA
+ Do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it Feraz Zeid, November 5, 2023December 26, 2023, Anthony Jeselnik, 0 - Anthony Jeselnik Comedian · USA
+ I would never hit a woman – even if she had a knife or a stutter. Feraz Zeid, January 9, 2024January 9, 2024, Anthony Jeselnik, Knives, 0 - Anthony Jeselnik Comedian · USA
To how many girls has a great beauty been of no other use but to make them expect a large fortune! Explain - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
I love dancing in general and making girls dance. My generation doesn’t do it enough. - Jean Dujardin Actor · France
[to a teenage girl] Resolve to be economically independent before you marry anyone. - Jeanne Phillips Columnist
Hi, I’m Jeff Healy of the Jeff Healy band. Don’t drink and drive. I don’t… you’re blind! - Jeff Healey
The first band I saw were Mike Sheridan and The Nightriders, in their brown mohair suits, in 1966. - Jeff Lynne
