What did Anthony Jeselnik mean by: I would never hit a woman – even if she had a knife or a stutter. - Anthony Jeselnik Comedian · USA Copy
+ I feel like every first episode of a TV show is bad, you know, and it always improves. Feraz Zeid, January 9, 2024January 9, 2024, Anthony Jeselnik, 0 - Anthony Jeselnik Comedian · USA
+ The world is full of horrible things. Feraz Zeid, September 10, 2023December 24, 2023, Anthony Jeselnik, Horrible, 0 - Anthony Jeselnik Comedian · USA
+ The best way to break up with a girl is like I’m taking off a band-aid. Slowly and in the shower. Feraz Zeid, January 9, 2024January 9, 2024, Anthony Jeselnik, Band, Girl, 0 - Anthony Jeselnik Comedian · USA
+ Father’s Day makes me wish I could talk to my Dad just one more time, instead of all the time. Feraz Zeid, January 9, 2024January 9, 2024, Anthony Jeselnik, Dad, Father, Wish, 0 - Anthony Jeselnik Comedian · USA
+ My dad was amazing. He raised five boys. All by himself. Without the rest of us knowing. Feraz Zeid, January 9, 2024January 9, 2024, Anthony Jeselnik, Boys, Dad, Knowing, 0 - Anthony Jeselnik Comedian · USA
+ I was always fascinated by forbidden things people didn’t want to talk about, like death. Feraz Zeid, January 9, 2024January 9, 2024, Anthony Jeselnik, Death, 0 - Anthony Jeselnik Comedian · USA
+ I love anyone who surprises me and makes me laugh. Feraz Zeid, August 9, 2023December 12, 2023, Anthony Jeselnik, Laughing, Surprise, 0 - Anthony Jeselnik Comedian · USA
+ My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person… so I can get a better girlfriend. Feraz Zeid, January 9, 2024January 9, 2024, Anthony Jeselnik, Funny, Girlfriend, Humor, 0 - Anthony Jeselnik Comedian · USA
The plastic surgeon’s knife slashes at time, which may seem to retreat, but then keeps on coming. - Mason Cooley Professor · USA
I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I do know how to count. - Mickey Gilley Country music singer and pianist · USA
The lamb misused breeds public strife And yet forgives the butcher’s knife. - William Blake Poet and artist · England
California can and does furnish the best bad things that are obtainable in America. - Hinton Rowan Helper
A gun is not a weapon! It’s a tool, like a butcher’s knife, or a harpoon, or an alligator. - Homer Poet · Greece
A watermelon that breaks open by itself tastes better than one cut with a knife. - Hualing Nieh Engle
The smile was so painfully swift and fleeting that it was like the flash of a knife. - Henry Miller Writer · USA
